six × nine = ?

[guigirl]

@potmeklecbohdan I do wish this forum allowed us to view a history of peeps' signatures, so we could see a timeline of changes.

[guigirl]

I laughed out loud.

Finally, revenge for Agincourt.

[guigirl]

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/rrc24i/my_userjs_doesnt_work_for_some_websites/

You sexist presumptuous arrogant chauvinistic pr1ck. I hope your hdd/ssd catches on fire, & your cpu explodes.

[guigirl]

Oooooh, so close, almost there, just a tiny bit more...

[sgunhouse]

@guigirl So what was the big deal in that post? In our military, all officers are "sir" regardless of biology, orientation, or any other factors, so I hope that wasn't it ...

[guigirl]

@sgunhouse Huh? You excuse such arrogantly presumptuous sexism? What has military got to do with anything i posted? What possible grounds could that cretin have had for presuming their correspondent was male, other than lazy paternalistic chauvinism & baked in entitled sexism? "Oh yes, i'm posting about geeky stuff, on a geeky site, so ofc only males would be present here"... 1950s it ain't.

[A Former User]

@guigirl it wouldn’t help you much – i used LW from about this post till perhaps last friday or saturday (when i switched to qb), but updated my sig yesterday or maybe the day before.

[guigirl]

@potmeklecbohdan OK, but from now on, you are officially contractually obliged to formally announce each future default-browser change, in real-time.

Otherwise... it's the Comfy Chair IN the Total Perspective Vortex, for you!

[A Former User]

@guigirl beware of saying such brave words, or i shall unleash my sl onto you.

context: quite often i get sl as the keyhint to the link i want to click

[guigirl]

@potmeklecbohdan Aw, but dat's so cute [or Qt ?]. Now i'm tempted to deliberately transgress the unwritten law...

[hlehyaric]

@guigirl The revenge has failed .

[guigirl]

@hlehyaric Oh no, that's tragic.

Still, The Resistance is still possible. Every loyalist should get out their old trebuchets, & aim them at the cavalcade of passing pommie cars.

Alternatively, invade & capture a pommie castle, then hail down scores of cows & goats etc onto the pommie grail-hunters attackers below.

[TbGbe]

@guigirl said in six × nine = ?:

hail down scores of cows & goats etc

Yay!! "Light the barbecue!!"

[guigirl]

@stardust said in The biggest browser fails of 2021:

That is why I've spoofed the user-agent!

Brilliant! I love this reply.

Always remember -- Safety First [the very planet depends on you].

[Stardust]

@guigirl said in six × nine = ?:

[the very planet depends on you].

Is that a Tom Cruise quote?

[guigirl]

@stardust Euw, i do hope not.

Oh, suddenly i have an overwhelming urge to jump up & down on a sofa...

[Stardust]

@guigirl said in six × nine = ?:

suddenly i have an overwhelming urge to jump up & down on a sofa...

sure its fun!

[hlehyaric]

@guigirl As long as you don't have an overwhelming urge to rush to Scientology, all is fine.

[guigirl]

@hlehyaric How do you know that i'm not actually the Grand High Mistress of L Ron Hubbard?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[DoctorG]

@guigirl You are the Mistress of the Large Hubble Telescope? I am soooooo impressed.