Likeable laughs from others.
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@Catweazle Hahahaa, coding for better results with AI - NOT.
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@Catweazle So true! No a joke but bad webdesign in this decade.
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@DoctorG, lack of the paywall pop up over the content.
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In the near future?
--Hello, Pizza Hut?
--No sir. Google pizzeria.
--Ah, excuse me... I dialed wrong...
--No sir, he scored well. Google bought the Pizza Hut chain.
--Ah, well... then write down my request, please...
--As usual?
--And how do you know what I ask for?
--According to your street and your apartment number and the last 12 times you ordered a large Neapolitan with ham.
--Yes, I want that...
--May I suggest a pizza without salt, with ricotta, broccoli and dried tomato?
--Nope! I hate vegetables.
--Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
--And how do you know?
--We crossed data with the IMSS and we have the results of his last 7 blood tests. Here it comes to me that your triglycerides have a value of 180 mg/DL and your LDL is...
--Enough, enough! I want the Neapolitan! I take my medicine!
--Sorry, sir, but according to our database you don't take it regularly. The last box of Lipitor of 30 tablets that you bought at Farmacias Similares was last December 2 at 3:26 p.m.
--But I bought more in another pharmacy!
--The data of your credit card purchases do not prove it.
--I paid in cash, I have another source of income!
--Your last income statement does not prove it. We don't want you to have problems with the SAT, sir...
--I do not want anything now!
--Sorry, sir, we just want to help you.
--Help me? I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram! I'm going to an island without internet, cable or cell phone!
--I understand, sir, but here it appears that your passport has expired 5 months ago. -
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@pontisto LOL, you win Prize of Shortest Joke ever made here.
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- How can I send this Document to the printer?
- It's easy, Grandpa, Ctrl-P
- Easy? I can't since years
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Profesional gamer
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Creating traumas
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My first program
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@Catweazle said in Likeable laughs from others.:
Profesional gamer
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