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Don't use Vivaldi Mobile while driving
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@guigirl , nice, but I don't see anything on this page, more than a sign to accept cookies to identify me for frequent visits (obvious trackers and fingerprinting). I have to pause Trace to watch the cartoons.
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You can always trust your coworkers
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As always the Aussies have some good ones today.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/apr/01/april-fools-day-2021-police-sausage-dogs-self-jiggling-tea-bags-and-gina-rineharts-new-bookSA really nails it:
Go Down South With Your Mouth - Visit South Australia"Is it time to bask in Australian bush, native to our southern lands?"
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A Mafia Boss discovered that his accountant had diverted 10 million from the Mafia Cash to himself.
The accountant was deaf and that is why he had been admitted to work, because, as he could not hear anything, in case of an eventual arrest and trial he could not act as a witness.
When the Chief asked him for the 10 million he took the lawyer with him, who also knew the sign language of the deaf and dumb.
The Chief asked the accountant:- Where are the 10 million you stole from me
The lawyer, using sign language, addressed the question to the accountant, who in turn signed:
- I don't know what they're talking about.
The lawyer translated to the Chief:
-He says he doesn't know what we're talking about.The Chief pulled out a .45 caliber pistol and pointed it at the accountant's head, shouting:
- Let's see now, ask him again !!!!
The lawyer, by signs, said:
- The Boss will kill you if you don't confess where the money is.
The accountant signed:
- OK, you win; The money is in a brown leather suitcase that is buried in the garden of my cousin Enzo's House, No. 400 26th street, block 6, Barrio Santa Marta del Mar.
The Chief asked the lawyer:
- AND? What did he tell you?
The lawyer replied:
-He says that he is not afraid of dying and that you lack the courage to pull the trigger.Moral, there are four things one cannot save oneself from:
- Taxes,
- death,
- that the accountant lie to you
- and that the lawyer screw you!
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Got called out by StackOverflow today...
Those cheeky [
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Clicking preorder gives you this text:
April Fools’! We’ll never restrict your ability to learn, grow, and share with this community. Copy/paste and prosper!
https://stackoverflow.com/questions?thekey&utm_source=so-sharelink
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A good developer don't need more than this
>Laptop ACER, AMD Ryzen, GPU AMD Radeon RAM 16GB, SSD 512GB -Win11 Home 64 v24H2| Vivaldi last stable|
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Not so good this one
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@Catweazle I like a nice high-level language that provides convenient operations, so I need a bit more of a keyboard. But sometimes I do worry if the compiler is taking up too much space on my disk.
Müller's original compiler was implemented in machine language and compiled to a binary with a size of 296 bytes.
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@guigirl https://cryptii.com/ is also a nice one.
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@guigirl , this is why I use Zerg Rush as a nickname on other sites, to troll G-Lovers who want to track me down.
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@guigirl , good for degargle your life
