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https://www.thefarside.com/2021/12/29/1 [prehistoric Nixon]
https://www.thefarside.com/2021/12/29/4 [play the Bruce music].
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I'm totally with Kerri.
Optimism is great until disaster hits, and then us pessimistic folk step up. Catastrophisers of the world, unite! This is our time to shine.
Or if my initials were instead ZB3:
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This is one of the best early Aprils Fool Day jokes i've read in a while. Such a wicked sense of droll humour. Truly great irony...
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If there's one thing Ted Hastings absolutely can't stomach, it's ... Bent coppers.
Otoh, the word-pair "Bent Tory" contains an overt tautology.
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At the time, this was not intended as comedy. Whoops.
The home computer is dead, we said in 1985. Oops
AFR Classic | As part of our 70th anniversary, the Financial Review is reproducing classic stories. On March 21, 1985, David Noble debunked what became one of the biggest selling home items ever: the home computer.
Jan 18, 2022 – 5.39pm
The surprise announcement by IBM yesterday that it will stop making its PCnr next month has confirmed that the home will never be a viable market for computers, except for specialist applications.
The announcement comes as US high technology stocks lose their gloss, several companies in America announce slow-downs in projected sales, and share prices drop across the board.
IBM’s decision is not expected to affect its revenue greatly, but it could be one of the final nails in the coffin of a market which never grew to meet industry analysts’ original high expectations.
And IBM’s withdrawal leaves what is left of the market open to Apple and a handful of niche market suppliers.
It is an embarrassing move for a company which rose to dominate the personal computer market in just four years, and follows moves by some leading computer marketing companies to scrap their involvement in the home computer area.
Texas Instruments’ experiment with its TI 99/4A home computer was one of the greatest marketing fiascos the computer industry has ever seen. It cut its losses and pulled out of the market in October 1983 with thousands of units still in stock.
Commodore has announced falling sales for its machines, and Atari is struggling to recover after dismal sales and heavy staff cuts.
While personal computers can take away much of the drudgery of office work, there is little application for them in the home.
Apple has also announced the closure of four plants for a week, the first in the company’s history, as it tries to dilute a bulging inventory. Its Apple II series, as the PCjr’s closest competitor, stands to gain most from IBM’s announcement.
Announced in late 1983, the PCjr was the one IBM personal computer product which did not turn to gold. It was late for the lucrative Christmas market and heavy criticism of the machine’s keyboard forced IBM to replace it with a more conventional one.
Despite the backing of a reputed $US40 million marketing campaign, IBM could not make the product sell, a common situation in a market where any technical failure is likely to taint a machine’s reputation through its lifetime.
While industry analysts, and IBM were hopeful of huge market demand for home computers, recent months have seen a dramatic turnaround in opinion as the market began to falter.
The reality is that while personal computers can take away much of the drudgery of office work, there is little application for them in the home except as an adjunct to business and for computer hobbyists.
The person who cannot balance his cheque book with a calculator and pencil is unlikely to be able to do so on a computer.
There is little advantage in storing recipes on a floppy disk, the average person does not write enough letters to justify the cost and the person who cannot balance his cheque book with a calculator and pencil is unlikely to be able to do so on a computer.
IBM’s announcement came too late to affect trading on US stock exchanges but any impact is likely to become evident today. The company’s shares closed at $US130.50, up $US2.125.
Other high-tech stocks traded well, a stark change from recent weeks when many companies’ shares have plunged in the wake of reduced profit and turnover projections.
Data General Corp and Digital Equipment Corp have also recently warned of a slowing down in orders which has affected their share prices, and Computervision Corp’s stocks also went into a tailspin last week when it announced it expected only to break even in the current quarter. 
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Kudos to the journalist for resisting all temptation to allude to Weekend At Bernie's in the article.
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One other thing Parisians are excited about is the return of tourists. Yes, in this once infamously over touristed city, absence really has made the heart grow fonder. "We even miss the Americans," laughs Courtney, "so now is the time to visit."
A dramatic indicator of the seriousness of Parisians' plight if ever there was one!
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https://chaser.com.au/national/you-*******-idiot-reports-exhausted-world/
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@guigirl Did they get hit by Russki hackz0rs? It's showing a 404 at the moment.
I also edited the link text, you know why
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@pathduck OMZ, me too. The home page still works
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edited the link text, you know why
I saw.
Dark side denizen!
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Every link on the homepage now gives 404. Coincidence much...
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@guigirl Well, good ol' G has been kind enough to cache it for us - isn't that nice of them
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