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    • PesalaP
      Pesala Ambassador
      last edited by Pesala

      • You need two prosthetic limbs. It’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.
      • Kentucky Fried Chicken sell a fried chicken scented fire log, but what happens if your dog smells it? You get a free hot dog.
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      • PesalaP
        Pesala Ambassador
        last edited by

        I used to be a werewolf, but I am over it now-ow-ow-ow-ow.

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        • CatweazleC
          Catweazle
          last edited by

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          • PesalaP
            Pesala Ambassador
            last edited by

            I was having network problems, so I moved my PC to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.

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            • PathduckP
              Pathduck Moderator
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                • PesalaP
                  Pesala Ambassador
                  last edited by Pesala

                  When I was young, it was not long after the war, and money was tight for working-class families.

                  One day, I asked my mum for another apple. She replied: “Apples don’t grow on trees!’ I think what she meant was: “The money to buy apples doesn't grow on trees.”

                  When I was a bit older — a rather skinny teenager — my mum asked me whether I used any body deodorant. My older sister piped up in my defence: “I do sometimes hear a little squirt when he’s in the bathroom.”

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                  • CatweazleC
                    Catweazle
                    last edited by Catweazle

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                    • RyszardR
                      Ryszard
                      last edited by

                      Urgent attention.

                      Tomorrow at 15:00, satellite measurements of citizens' body temperature will be carried out.
                      To do this, stand naked on the balcony or in the garden with an ID card in your hand.
                      It is recommended to present for the measurement of buttocks.
                      Mandatory presence.
                      Lack of participation will be punished with a fine of PLN 5,000.

                      Regulamin

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                      • CatweazleC
                        Catweazle
                        last edited by

                        Prevention device for the COVID19

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                        • PesalaP
                          Pesala Ambassador
                          last edited by

                          • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished!
                          • There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
                          • I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
                          • A cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
                          • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
                          • Please proofread your posts carefully to see if you any words out.
                          • Being superstitious brings bad luck.
                          • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
                          • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
                          • I am not the least bit conceited; though I have every reason to be.
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                          • CatweazleC
                            Catweazle
                            last edited by

                            Who loves order is just too lazy to look for his things.
                            Mosquitoes die with applause
                            Joy is just a lack of information (MEP Nico Semsrott)
                            After perfection only decay can exist

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                            • CatweazleC
                              Catweazle
                              last edited by Catweazle

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                              • PesalaP
                                Pesala Ambassador
                                last edited by

                                • What on earth is a comet?
                                • What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages? Norse Code
                                • Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? Don't worry, he is now fully recovered
                                • There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone, or tell your kids not to do it.
                                • Don't you wish there was a hand plane that got the job done faster?
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                                • CatweazleC
                                  Catweazle
                                  last edited by

                                  'This morning at the breakfast table, I asked my daughter if she could hand me the newspaper over there. Then she said merrily,' But dad, you are sooo out of date, we do it with the Internet today 'and gave me her new iPhone.
                                  To make a long story short, my daughter crying, the iPhone smashed, but the fly is finally dead. '

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                                  • CatweazleC
                                    Catweazle
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                                    • PesalaP
                                      Pesala Ambassador
                                      last edited by

                                      Posted elsewhere by Catweazle.

                                      Hard Drive.jpg

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                                      • PathduckP
                                        Pathduck Moderator
                                        last edited by Pathduck

                                        Two planets meet in space. One says "hey pal, you look down, what is going on?" The planet answers "I've got people living all over me". The first replies "don't worry about it, they go away on their own".

                                        Did I do it right this time? 🙂

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                                        • CatweazleC
                                          Catweazle
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                                          • CatweazleC
                                            Catweazle
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                                            The Physics of Pain

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