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      Hello Pesala
      hello vivaldi readers, Art (self) Lovers , like myself ,
      eric-joyner robots .
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      https://fineartamerica.com/featured/selfie-eric-joyner.html

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      https://fineartamerica.com/featured/the-connoisseurs-2-eric-joyner.html

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          The Swedish Chef

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            Looking for a nice book to give as a gift?

            https://www.abebooks.com/books/weird/

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                Some small problems with the PS5

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                  Spinnolio

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                    @Catweazle Loved it! Reminded me of this classic:

                    The Big Snit

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                        The Black Hole

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                            @Gwen-Dragon said in Family-Friendly Jokes Thread:

                            @Catweazle I like this! 🐸

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                                There are really worrisome traffic cameras

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                                  How To Fix a Water Damaged Laptop

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                                      I think this thread is wandering off topic. It is supposed to be for jokes, not links to videos.

                                      Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join the hotel conference call?
                                      A: There was no Zoom at the inn.

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                                        During a visit to a Psychiatric Clinic, one of the visitors asked the Director what criteria were used to define whether or not a patient should be admitted.

                                        'Well,' said the Director, we do the following test: - 'We fill a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket and we ask him to empty the bathtub. Depending on how you empty the bathtub, we know if you have to admit it or not '

                                        Ah, I understand- said the visitor. - A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon and the cup.

                                        'No,' said the Director. -A normal person would remove the cap. What do you prefer: a room with or without a view? ...

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                                          Too subtle for kids?

                                          A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

                                          The nurse asked the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"

                                          "I am probably a type O," said the rabbit.

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                                            Lunar Eclipse

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