🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes

i_ri

Hello Pesala and Everyone
Which one does not belong?

dog , cat , sock
dog , cat , ball of yarn
dog , cat , chicken
cat , chicken , egg
cat , ball of yarn , sock
sheep , sock , dog
sock , foot , shoe
cow , shoe , cheese
cheese , cow , sheep
cheese , foot , ball of yarn
foot , ball of yarn , mile
foot , dog , yard
dog , yard , cat

Pesala

Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. Can't believe the currant exchange rate.

i_ri

Hello Pesala
hello vivaldi readers, Art (self) Lovers , like myself ,
eric-joyner robots .

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Pesala

Pesala

The Swedish Chef

alt text Do any Opera users remember the Swedish Chef?

Catweazle

Looking for a nice book to give as a gift?

https://www.abebooks.com/books/weird/

Catweazle

Catweazle

Some small problems with the PS5

Catweazle

Spinnolio

Pathduck

@Catweazle Loved it! Reminded me of this classic:

The Big Snit

Catweazle

Catweazle

The Black Hole

Zalex108

@Catweazle

Zalex108

@Gwen-Dragon said in Family-Friendly Jokes Thread:

@Catweazle I like this!

Catweazle

Catweazle

There are really worrisome traffic cameras

Catweazle

How To Fix a Water Damaged Laptop

Zalex108

@Catweazle

Series | iHam

Pesala

I think this thread is wandering off topic. It is supposed to be for jokes, not links to videos.

Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join the hotel conference call?
A: There was no Zoom at the inn.

Catweazle

During a visit to a Psychiatric Clinic, one of the visitors asked the Director what criteria were used to define whether or not a patient should be admitted.

'Well,' said the Director, we do the following test: - 'We fill a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket and we ask him to empty the bathtub. Depending on how you empty the bathtub, we know if you have to admit it or not '

Ah, I understand- said the visitor. - A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon and the cup.

'No,' said the Director. -A normal person would remove the cap. What do you prefer: a room with or without a view? ...