🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes

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Cake server

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Are you sweating whilst putting fuel in your car?
Feeling sick when paying?

You have got the carownervirus

(from BBC Have Your Say)

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The ideal of beauty

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A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

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Les Dawson One-liners

• I went to the doctor’s and said, “Can you help me out?” He said, “Yes. Which way did you come in?”
• I said, “What’s good for wind?” He gave me a kite.
• I am so unlucky. Last week, I bought some bananas, and when I peeled them, they were empty.

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