Likeable laughs from others.
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I heard this yesterday or the day before in a Linux YT. It was overtly qualified as being a pisspoor weak joke, so i imagine i'm supposed to feel embarrassed to say... it genuinely made me giggle.
Q = What do you call security guards at Samsung stores?
A = Guardians of the Galaxy.It just works for me, coz it's both geeky and punny, which is usually enough for me.
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Location, location, location!
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@ryszard Now i'm beginning to feel that i am old-fashioned & missing out on the latest New Fad. Thus, now suitably shamed into action, tomorrow i shall begin my new home-project of moving my bathroom into my kitchen. Never again shall peeps mock me for being Off Trend!
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@guigirl Getting started so soon?
@guigirl said in six × nine = ?:all these peeps just arrived here in overalls & with trolleys to remove stuff?
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@tbgbe Yeah but now i have a brand new credit card!
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One stumbles across a really broad range of articles with https://news.ycombinator.com, for instance https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/weve-upgraded-your-toilet-to-a-subscription-based-model
Some peeps are just so cynical...
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Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet?
- https://indyweek.com/food-and-drink/news/secrets-behind-1950s-miracle-kitchen-future/
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vui2CSEwOxQ
I hear that all the forward-looking wives in Stepford recommend these.
Sexism? What's that?
Sycophantic stereotyping? Never heard of it.
Thank you, thank you, Midcentury Merkan Men.
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I presume that Harold decided trees were no longer sufficiently challenging.
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In 3 weeks time, Straya gets to once again prove what dire dopey dickheads we are... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz4IkzM217U
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In Celebration of World Password Day, Here’s Your Complete Guide to Not Getting Hacked
Today is World Password Day, a global initiative that aims to raise awareness about making your passwords
less shit.Well, ok, it took me quite some time to change them all, but finally it's done. I simply hope that
nobodyreads this article, otherwise...
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@guigirl Well, I've found this in this article:
if you really want to be totally safe and make sure your personal information >is protected
Drink heavily
Isn't drinking heavily the surest way to reveal your passwords to the first person you come across?
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https://www.smh.com.au/national/barrie-cassidy-on-scott-morrison-i-admire-his-tenacity-but-he-s-no-bob-hawke-20220506-p5aj64.html
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“Yes, it is.”
“And the Donbas?”
“Also ours.”
“And Kyiv?”
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This news is astounding to me. Until now i had no idea whatsoever that Merkans bizarrely use their ...icky icky ick... feet!
Egads & yikes! 
Why on earth don't they simply use their foreheads for the task, like all normal peeps do? So weird! 
