🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes

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On the importance of adblockers

[Pesala]

Posted on Twitter:

Due to the pork shortage, my butcher has begun making sausages out of sea birds.
I’m afraid he just took a tern for the wurst.

[Catweazle]

@Pesala , or a Hot Dog :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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Consumerism - Steve Cutts

[nyancat001]

I went to the Monastery to talk to the Friar. As I went through the gates I saw a man in a long robe cooking thin sliced potatoes in a pot of oil.
I asked him if he was the Friar.
He replied, "I'm not the Friar, I'm the chip monk!"

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@Gwen-Dragon , not only cats

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[Pesala]

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, what is baby oil made from?

[Pesala]

Q: How do you cut up the Roman Republic?

A: With a pair of Caesars.

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[Pesala]

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

• A camera is for photos
• A sock is for five toes

[SabrinaF]

During a lesson about adjectives, an elementary school teacher, asked her students to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother's hair as auburn. The teacher was happy and asked, "How do you know her hair color is auburn?" and Her student replied, "Because that's what it says on the box."

[i_ri]

Hello Pesala and Everyone
Which one does not belong?

dog , cat , sock
dog , cat , ball of yarn
dog , cat , chicken
cat , chicken , egg
cat , ball of yarn , sock
sheep , sock , dog
sock , foot , shoe
cow , shoe , cheese
cheese , cow , sheep
cheese , foot , ball of yarn
foot , ball of yarn , mile
foot , dog , yard
dog , yard , cat

[Pesala]

• Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. Can't believe the currant exchange rate.