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BucksFizz - Hand Cut (1983)

Pesala

A Spoonful of Clorox < A Spoonful of Sugar

Lyrics

When viral symptoms underlie, there are home remedies to try
You find the one that works and snap, you're safe
And every product 'neath your sink might be a medicine to drink
no need for tests. The president suggests...
That a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down,
your temperature go down, temperature go down.
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down.
It's the latest Covid craze.
A politician who distracts has very little time for facts.
The scientists he's hired are perplexed.
While Dr. Birx is 'bout to barf and hang herself with her own scarf,
He diatribes and recklessly prescribes -
That some pledge on your pancakes makes coronavirus pass,
coronavirus pass.
If it gives you gas, try some bleach in your beer
and shove a flashlight up your ****, heal yourself with UV rays.
Our president is no M.D., he only plays one on TV,
But of medical advice he's always full.
A little drano in your cup, will clear your sinuses right up
and quench your thirst, unless it kills you first.
Slap your mom with a Swiffer till her temperature goes down,
her temperature goes down, temperature goes down.
Spray your boyfriend with Lysol till he's six feet underground
It's the latest Covid craze.
Since it's improbably you'll win, with your hydroxychloroquine,
splash some Windex in your wine and you'll resolve.
And you won't likely get a pill from Dr. Oz or Dr. Phil.
There's no, there's no, vaccine, vaccine,
So try some Mr Clean.
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down,
your temperature go down, seriously down!
Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down,
your temperature go down, temperature go down,
in the most destructive ways.
(It sounds interesting to me.
Maybe it can, maybe it can't. I'm not a doctor.
You're kidding.)