🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes
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A motorist driving down a country lane meets a farmer chasing his sheep. He stops and gets out.
The farmer says, “Could you help me round them up?”
“Sure, says the motorist, “how many are there?”
“Twenty-eight,” says the farmer.
The motorist replies, “Rounded up that will be thirty.” -
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- You need two prosthetic limbs. It’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.
- Kentucky Fried Chicken sell a fried chicken scented fire log, but what happens if your dog smells it? You get a free hot dog.
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I used to be a werewolf, but I am over it now-ow-ow-ow-ow.
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I was having network problems, so I moved my PC to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.
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When I was young, it was not long after the war, and money was tight for working-class families.
One day, I asked my mum for another apple. She replied: “Apples don’t grow on trees!’ I think what she meant was: “The money to buy apples doesn't grow on trees.”
When I was a bit older — a rather skinny teenager — my mum asked me whether I used any body deodorant. My older sister piped up in my defence: “I do sometimes hear a little squirt when he’s in the bathroom.”
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Urgent attention.
Tomorrow at 15:00, satellite measurements of citizens' body temperature will be carried out.
To do this, stand naked on the balcony or in the garden with an ID card in your hand.
It is recommended to present for the measurement of buttocks.
Mandatory presence.
Lack of participation will be punished with a fine of PLN 5,000. -
