🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes
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- I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order.
- How do you find the time?
- That is easy. It is next to the sage.
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The 10 golden rules for procrastination
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Medieval Help Desk. (In Norwegian with English subtitles)
This will be appreciated by monks, and anyone who has ever tried to support new users on forums.
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>Laptop ACER, AMD Ryzen, GPU AMD Radeon RAM 16GB, SSD 512GB -Win11 Home 64 v24H2| Vivaldi last stable|
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A motorist driving down a country lane meets a farmer chasing his sheep. He stops and gets out.
The farmer says, “Could you help me round them up?”
“Sure, says the motorist, “how many are there?”
“Twenty-eight,” says the farmer.
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- You need two prosthetic limbs. It’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.
- Kentucky Fried Chicken sell a fried chicken scented fire log, but what happens if your dog smells it? You get a free hot dog.
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I used to be a werewolf, but I am over it now-ow-ow-ow-ow.
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I was having network problems, so I moved my PC to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.
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When I was young, it was not long after the war, and money was tight for working-class families.
One day, I asked my mum for another apple. She replied: “Apples don’t grow on trees!’ I think what she meant was: “The money to buy apples doesn't grow on trees.”
When I was a bit older — a rather skinny teenager — my mum asked me whether I used any body deodorant. My older sister piped up in my defence: “I do sometimes hear a little squirt when he’s in the bathroom.”
