Likeable laughs from others.

Catweazle

Don't use Vivaldi Mobile while driving

guigirl

Will be incomprehensible to anyone younger than 50+, i suspect.

Catweazle

@guigirl , nice, but I don't see anything on this page, more than a sign to accept cookies to identify me for frequent visits (obvious trackers and fingerprinting). I have to pause Trace to watch the cartoons.

Catweazle

guigirl

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/mum-traps-burglar-in-kitchen-with-freshly-mopped-floors/

Catweazle

It is always advantageous to have the right tools on hand.

Catweazle

You can always trust your coworkers
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guigirl

...this old man...

Catweazle

Pathduck

As always the Aussies have some good ones today.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/apr/01/april-fools-day-2021-police-sausage-dogs-self-jiggling-tea-bags-and-gina-rineharts-new-book

SA really nails it:
Go Down South With Your Mouth - Visit South Australia

"Is it time to bask in Australian bush, native to our southern lands?"

Catweazle

Catweazle

A Mafia Boss discovered that his accountant had diverted 10 million from the Mafia Cash to himself.

The accountant was deaf and that is why he had been admitted to work, because, as he could not hear anything, in case of an eventual arrest and trial he could not act as a witness.

When the Chief asked him for the 10 million he took the lawyer with him, who also knew the sign language of the deaf and dumb.
The Chief asked the accountant:

Where are the 10 million you stole from me

The lawyer, using sign language, addressed the question to the accountant, who in turn signed:

I don't know what they're talking about.

The lawyer translated to the Chief:
-He says he doesn't know what we're talking about.

The Chief pulled out a .45 caliber pistol and pointed it at the accountant's head, shouting:

Let's see now, ask him again !!!!

The lawyer, by signs, said:

The Boss will kill you if you don't confess where the money is.

The accountant signed:

OK, you win; The money is in a brown leather suitcase that is buried in the garden of my cousin Enzo's House, No. 400 26th street, block 6, Barrio Santa Marta del Mar.

The Chief asked the lawyer:

AND? What did he tell you?

The lawyer replied:
-He says that he is not afraid of dying and that you lack the courage to pull the trigger.

Moral, there are four things one cannot save oneself from:

Taxes,
death,
that the accountant lie to you
and that the lawyer screw you!

nomadic

Got called out by StackOverflow today...

Those cheeky [Segmentation Fault: Index out of bounds of Array "codeOfConductApprovedWords"]

Clicking preorder gives you this text:

April Fools’! We’ll never restrict your ability to learn, grow, and share with this community. Copy/paste and prosper!

https://stackoverflow.com/questions?thekey&utm_source=so-sharelink

guigirl

@nomadic Teehee, noice one.

Catweazle

A good developer don't need more than this

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guigirl

@Catweazle https://forum.vivaldi.net/post/463524

Catweazle

Not so good this one

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nomadic

@Catweazle I like a nice high-level language that provides convenient operations, so I need a bit more of a keyboard. But sometimes I do worry if the compiler is taking up too much space on my disk.

Müller's original compiler was implemented in machine language and compiled to a binary with a size of 296 bytes.

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guigirl

@nomadic said in Likeable laughs from others.:

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Happy April Fools' Vivaldi! [heehee https://marsipulami0815.net/cryptomx/bf.html]

Excellent, t/y - now i have yet another cool tool to supplement my other translators:
https://www.thematrixer.com/binary.php
https://lingojam.com/HieroglyphicsTranslator
https://morsecode.world/international/translator.html
https://cryptii.com/pipes/rot13-decoder
https://www.boxentriq.com/code-breaking/rot13
https://rot13.com

Catweazle

@guigirl
https://www.online-toolz.com/tools/text-encryption-decryption.php
http://www.kwebbel.net/stega/enindex.php