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In 3 weeks time, Straya gets to once again prove what dire dopey dickheads we are... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz4IkzM217U
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In Celebration of World Password Day, Here’s Your Complete Guide to Not Getting Hacked
Today is World Password Day, a global initiative that aims to raise awareness about making your passwords
less shit.Well, ok, it took me quite some time to change them all, but finally it's done. I simply hope that
nobodyreads this article, otherwise...
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@guigirl Well, I've found this in this article:
if you really want to be totally safe and make sure your personal information >is protected
Drink heavily
Isn't drinking heavily the surest way to reveal your passwords to the first person you come across?
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https://www.smh.com.au/national/barrie-cassidy-on-scott-morrison-i-admire-his-tenacity-but-he-s-no-bob-hawke-20220506-p5aj64.html
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“Yes, it is.”
“And the Donbas?”
“Also ours.”
“And Kyiv?”
“We got that too.”
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This news is astounding to me. Until now i had no idea whatsoever that Merkans bizarrely use their ...icky icky ick... feet!
Egads & yikes! 
Why on earth don't they simply use their foreheads for the task, like all normal peeps do? So weird! 
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@guigirl I guess if they wash their feet before leaving, who cares? Remember, they also remove shoes when indoors!
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@TbGbe said in Likeable laughs from others.:
they also remove shoes when indoors
I keep a chainsaw near my front door, as "encouragement" to any Enterers reluctant to cede to my wish for no outdoor shoes be worn inside my house.
OT: Know any good methods to remove bloodstains from carpet?
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@guigirl said in Likeable laughs from others.:
remove bloodstains from carpet?
A tiled vestibule seems to be best solution.
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Joke of the Week
“Air-traffic control?”
“Mayday, mayday – I’m in a light plane just off Botany Bay and the pilot has just had a fatal heart attack. I am flying upside down at 3000 metres and travelling at 240 kmh. Mayday, mayday!”
“Calm down, we acknowledge you and we’ll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic, remain calm! How do you know you are travelling at 3000 metres?”
“I can see that it reads 3000 metres on the altimeter dial in front of me.″
“Okay, that’s good, remain calm. How do you know you’re travelling at 240 kmh?″
“I can see that it reads 240 kmh on the airspeed dial in front of me.″
“Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast, so how do you know you’re flying upside down?″
“The pee in my pants is running out of my shirt collar!” -
I really wish they'd not use so many long words.
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"In my view, we need to recognize that as time changes and people are exposed to different intellectual experiences, such as changes in the use of technology, for example social media, the way intelligence is expressed also changes. Educational methods need to adapt to such changes," Morris said.
Don't worry; people are not the problem, the tests are!
