Likeable laughs from others.
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@catweazle Oh, good explanation for a Vivaldi browser (cat tree) and some extension (cat in carton)
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@guigirl Wut??? No more Purple?
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@guigirl O.M.G. !!
There are effectively two companies I can choose between for my (pretty mediocre) home internet and they both cost around $80 (£60) a month.
Should we start a GoFundMe for our US colleagues
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@tbgbe Alternatively, order in extra B-Arks?
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@guigirl The people in black?
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In this interesting article https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/sweden-s-first-female-pm-resigns-after-12-hours-in-top-job-20211125-p59bxi.html#comments, this comment actually made me laugh out loud
WillH, Ban ALL Donors
1 HOUR AGO
I heard that the CEO of IKEA was taking over and that’s he’s assembling his cabinet now. -
From towards the bottom of https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/jacqui-lambie-s-journey-in-the-beginning-i-was-like-pauline-hanson-and-it-was-scary-20211125-p59cbr.html
A man walks into a suburban bank branch in Sydney, asking for a loan for $4000. “Before we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security”, the bank manager says. “No problem,” the man responds, “here are the keys to my car. You’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.” A few weeks later, as the man returns to pay off his loan plus the interest of $11, the manager came over. “Sir, we are very happy to have your business, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left, we looked into your accounts and found out that you are a millionaire – why would you need to borrow $4000?”
“Well,” the man said, “It’s simple: where else can I park my car for three weeks in Sydney for $11?” -
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Where there's smoke, there's...
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@hlehyaric I heard they were last seen boarding a plane...
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@guigirl To Australia?
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@hlehyaric Depends. If they're Strayan snakes, our fascist govt will deny them re-entry [due to the Zombie Apocalypse; afaik we're the only western "democracy" [chortle] whose ex-pat citizens have been actively denied re-entry]. Otoh, if they're refugee/asylum-seeker snakes, our fascist govt will imprison them on a tame tropical island bribed by us, with indefinite detention, & defy all UN admonitions about our blatant
humanspecies-rights violations. And, a majority of our selfish venal myopic racist populace will happily turn a blind eye & keep voting for this evil gov't.Sorry, what was the question, again?