The Naughty Corner [aka, OT innit].
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@Ornorm said in New to Vivaldi-Is there an "automatic" translate feature?:
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This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
@Ornorm said in New to Vivaldi-Is there an "automatic" translate feature?:
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Oh be still, my beating heart! Did you do this as a secret gift to me? Haha.
@Ornorm said in New to Vivaldi-Is there an "automatic" translate feature?:
I hope this helps.
It sure helped me, anyway.
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@Steffie Reported (offensive irony about hidden irony).
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@hlehyaric Nope, it might change anytime
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I dunno -- it just feels to me like we draw ever closer to the future predicted by Douglas Adams... here's one more step:
Spoiler
“Modern elevators are strange and complex entities. The ancient electric winch and “maximum-capacity-eight-persons" jobs bear as much relation to a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Happy Vertical People Transporter as a packet of mixed nuts does to the entire west wing of the Sirian State Mental Hospital.
This is because they operate on the curious principle of “defocused temporal perception.” In other words they have the capacity to see dimly into the immediate future, which enables the elevator to be on the right floor to pick you up even before you knew you wanted it, thus eliminating all the tedious chatting, relaxing and making friends that people were previously forced to do while waiting for elevators.
Not unnaturally, many elevators imbued with intelligence and precognition became terribly frustrated with the mindless business of going up and down, up and down, experimented briefly with the notion of going sideways, as a sort of existential protest, demanded participation in the decision-making process and finally took to squatting in basements sulking.
An impoverished hitchhiker visiting any planets in the Sirius star system these days can pick up easy money working as a counsellor for neurotic elevators.”Once the elevator evolution is complete, maybe in another few decades we'll begin to see other projected developments, like the advent of the shoe-based economy, & if so, we already know where that ends up.
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@Steffie Those new elevators are very impressive. Progress can't be stopped
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For once, I read something funny, quite interesting and so true on airliners forum (scroll to post#40).
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@Steffie I'm wondering how long it will take the hackers to change my Bach to some headbanging stuff?
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@Steffie, some companies have better methods of motivating employees
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@hlehyaric Nice! Any day that some random stranger alludes to the Total Perspective Vortex, is a pretty good day IMO.
@greybeard said in The Naughty Corner [aka, OT innit].:
change my Bach to some headbanging stuff
You worry that its byte might be worse than its Bach?
@Catweazle said in The Naughty Corner [aka, OT innit].:
motivating employees
OMZ that's horrific! I'd need to quickly get to a bathroom after that.
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@greybeard said in The Naughty Corner [aka, OT innit].:
@Steffie I'm wondering how long it will take the hackers to change my Bach to some headbanging stuff?
Challenge accepted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLa_kfdrzs
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@TbGbe Ahhh, Bach.
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@Steffie Ach, Bach.
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@hlehyaric said in The Naughty Corner [aka, OT innit].:
Ach
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@TbGbe Here you go :
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@Steffie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z1wX69Swqk
They're wonderful as backup singers…
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@hlehyaric Tim Burton rulz!
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@Ornorm Option 4 : 0 bottles, save £29.00 !!
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