🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes

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Spinnolio

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@Catweazle Loved it! Reminded me of this classic:

The Big Snit

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The Black Hole

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@Gwen-Dragon said in Family-Friendly Jokes Thread:

@Catweazle I like this!

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There are really worrisome traffic cameras

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How To Fix a Water Damaged Laptop

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Series | iHam

[Pesala]

I think this thread is wandering off topic. It is supposed to be for jokes, not links to videos.

Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join the hotel conference call?
A: There was no Zoom at the inn.

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During a visit to a Psychiatric Clinic, one of the visitors asked the Director what criteria were used to define whether or not a patient should be admitted.

'Well,' said the Director, we do the following test: - 'We fill a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket and we ask him to empty the bathtub. Depending on how you empty the bathtub, we know if you have to admit it or not '

Ah, I understand- said the visitor. - A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon and the cup.

'No,' said the Director. -A normal person would remove the cap. What do you prefer: a room with or without a view? ...

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Too subtle for kids?

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O," said the rabbit.

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Lunar Eclipse

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cheese , foot , ball of yarn ------- DOES NOT GO HERE

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The End

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Why did the tap dancer retire?
He kept falling in the sink.

What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split.

How do you stop a snake from striking?
Pay it decent wages.

What starts with E, ends with E but usually has one letter?
An envelope.

Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.

What do whales eat?
Fish and ships.

[WildEnte]

"Dad, I can calculate super fast!" - "Really? Alright, what is 3+5?" - "Nine!" - "That's wrong!" - "Yeah, but super fast!"

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