Family-Friendly Jokes Thread
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Why did the tap dancer retire?
He kept falling in the sink.
What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split.
How do you stop a snake from striking?
Pay it decent wages.
What starts with E, ends with E but usually has one letter?
Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
Because it was a moth ball.
What do whales eat?
Fish and ships.
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"Dad, I can calculate super fast!" - "Really? Alright, what is 3+5?" - "Nine!" - "That's wrong!" - "Yeah, but super fast!"
James Clerk Maxwell and Michael Faraday were traveling together on the Caledonian Express. Outside it was pouring rain. Maxwell pointed to a fellow in a red cap and uniform standing near an open window.
"That trainman is incompetent," Maxwell said. "He collects no tickets and calls out the wrong names for all the stations. Mostly all he does is lean against the window with his eyes shut. What a disgrace to the railway!"
Suddenly a flash of lightning entered the carriage through the window and hit the trainman directly. The current bounced off him and leapt to the floor. Miraculously, the man was completely unscathed.
"How did he survive?" asked an astonished Faraday.
"Aye, that’s simple," said Maxwell. "He’s a bad conductor."
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Telecommunications in nature:
Watch out for that independent observer!
Ba-a-nary Code works ok!
- Where does Sarah Palin come from?
- Will you?
There is somthing wrong with the Vivaldi QR code generator