Family-Friendly Jokes Thread
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The Physics of Pain
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Posted on Twitter:
Due to the pork shortage, my butcher has begun making sausages out of sea birds.
I’m afraid he just took a tern for the wurst.
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@Pesala , or a Hot Dog
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I went to the Monastery to talk to the Friar. As I went through the gates I saw a man in a long robe cooking thin sliced potatoes in a pot of oil.
I asked him if he was the Friar.
He replied, "I'm not the Friar, I'm the chip monk!"
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@Catweazle So true, seems cats do not often read the user manual.
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@Gwen-Dragon , not only cats
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@Catweazle I guess that forbid is for birds or very slim/mini people, which are able to sit between these ugly spikes.
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If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, what is baby oil made from?
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Q: How do you cut up the Roman Republic?
A: With a pair of Caesars.
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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?
- A camera is for photos
- A sock is for five toes
