Family-Friendly Jokes Thread
I think this thread is wandering off topic. It is supposed to be for jokes, not links to videos.
Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join the hotel conference call?
A: There was no Zoom at the inn.
Catweazle last edited by
During a visit to a Psychiatric Clinic, one of the visitors asked the Director what criteria were used to define whether or not a patient should be admitted.
'Well,' said the Director, we do the following test: - 'We fill a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a cup and a bucket and we ask him to empty the bathtub. Depending on how you empty the bathtub, we know if you have to admit it or not '
Ah, I understand- said the visitor. - A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon and the cup.
'No,' said the Director. -A normal person would remove the cap. What do you prefer: a room with or without a view? ...
Too subtle for kids?
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit, "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O," said the rabbit.
MoonDawg last edited by
cheese , foot , ball of yarn ------- DOES NOT GO HERE