🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes
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Two planets meet in space. One says "hey pal, you look down, what is going on?" The planet answers "I've got people living all over me". The first replies "don't worry about it, they go away on their own".
Did I do it right this time?
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The Physics of Pain
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Posted on Twitter:
Due to the pork shortage, my butcher has begun making sausages out of sea birds.
I’m afraid he just took a tern for the wurst. -
@Pesala , or a Hot Dog :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:
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I went to the Monastery to talk to the Friar. As I went through the gates I saw a man in a long robe cooking thin sliced potatoes in a pot of oil.
I asked him if he was the Friar.
He replied, "I'm not the Friar, I'm the chip monk!" -
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@Gwen-Dragon , not only cats
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If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, what is baby oil made from?
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Q: How do you cut up the Roman Republic?
A: With a pair of Caesars.
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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?
- A camera is for photos
- A sock is for five toes