🤣 Family-Friendly Jokes
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There was a fire in the last shoe factory in Brockton Ma. All neighboring towns and cities came to assist in putting out the blaze.
When it was all over public relations printed the story.
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- I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order.
- How do you find the time?
- That is easy. It is next to the sage.
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The 10 golden rules for procrastination
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Medieval Help Desk. (In Norwegian with English subtitles)
This will be appreciated by monks, and anyone who has ever tried to support new users on forums.
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A motorist driving down a country lane meets a farmer chasing his sheep. He stops and gets out.
The farmer says, “Could you help me round them up?”
“Sure, says the motorist, “how many are there?”
“Twenty-eight,” says the farmer.
The motorist replies, “Rounded up that will be thirty.” -
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- You need two prosthetic limbs. It’s going to cost you an arm and a leg.
- Kentucky Fried Chicken sell a fried chicken scented fire log, but what happens if your dog smells it? You get a free hot dog.
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I used to be a werewolf, but I am over it now-ow-ow-ow-ow.
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I was having network problems, so I moved my PC to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.
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