Word play - 5 letter word
@BlackDaug Living in the mediterrain Europe, drinking vine, lying under the pines , eating french cheese, munching a baguette .... these old days.
@Gwen-Dragon Did you find that particular scissors that snips a baguette like it was chive or parsley?
@Ornorm Like chive or parsley floating on a sauce like ships on the ocean?
CantankRus last edited by
Lisps make it hard to thay thipth.....or even thay lithp.
Just try not to spill that sauce on the ship's deck!
@sgunhouse Do you also participate to the Vivaldi Friday polls?
CantankRus last edited by
Trust you to spoil my fun,
was about to post he "spilt" the rum.
@CantankRus We're creating infinite loops here
Well, just take a seat on this stool here while we find something new.
@sgunhouse Something new? I'm aware someone plots to reach the 100th page of this game.
@Ornorm I thought some users wanted to split the thread.
@hlehyaric The one who tilts?
@Ornorm The one wearing kilts.
So... who wants to help with the skits at the Christmas show next week?
i_ri last edited by
Hello Erikaray and All
What stirs? What's stirring?
• Guy walks into a bar. ouch.
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.
@i_ri Really nice one!
... but quite disappointing that nothing related to strip-tease found its place into the bar you describe.
@Ornorm Maybe there's a strap in this bar that prevents anyone from stripping down?
i_ri last edited by i_ri
Some bar patrons like stock-tips with their cocktails, some patrons like to play darts with their beer, and peanuts, here we go again, then other patrons strip.. Ornorm i like how you think.
If you're trying to start something... I don't play darts with my beer - it could probably beat me!